Peter Sagal sums up the whole gay marriage thing quite easily. If only common sense reigned…
1) God hates it.
2) It’s against thousands of years of tradition.
3) It’ll ruin marriage for everyone else.
To which the effective ripostes are:
1) Actually, He told me in a dream that He’s all for it.
2) So was abolishing slavery, outlawing polygamy, and making women citizens, and those have worked out pretty well.
3) No, it won’t.