I may post favorites as I read them. When one laughs out loud the instant urge is to share so as to justify to others that, in fact, it was actually funny.
–Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother’s name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said “Sorry, wrong number” and hung up. FML
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I laughed out loud to the one where the person broke there nose from sneezing while tieing their shoe. O dear
Haha. I just looked that one up. Let that be a lesson to you…knees away from nose.