I may post favorites as I read them.  When one laughs out loud the instant urge is to share so as to justify to others that, in fact, it was actually funny.

–Today, my grandmother called. She greeted me by my mother’s name. When I told her it was not my mother, she apologized and corrected herself, but this time she addressed me as my sister. When I told her it was not my sister either, she said “Sorry, wrong number” and hung up. FML