The Yes on Prop 8 battle cry…
And I quote:
“They can’t reproduce, so they’ve got to recruit. And they are trying to recruit our kids. They are trying to promote their lifestyle to our kids. And I say No.”
Damn, they’ve figured out our master plan to indoctrinate children. I thought we had fooled them.
ThirtySomething 
Wow, undeniable logic. Can’t reproduce, must recruit. Actually, just off the top of my head here, that would make a great DaVinci Code-style novel: the centuries-long underground group designed and proliferated in order to make sure there are homosexuals in the world. Diabolical.
Good thoughts. And like the DaVinci Code, it would be 100% true.